Friday, April 11, 2008

The end is near

Prediction: Al Gore will become the antichrist.

Don't dismiss it quite yet...think about it for a minute. The whole world's mainstream will unite under this mantra and saving the earth...going green...will become their religion, following their leader, Al Gore, who knows EVERYTHING about global warming and has incredible abilities, like inventing the internet (okay, that last part was a jab). In fact, he said the other day that anyone who doesn't believe in global warming is like the people who believed the earth was flat!

Believe or else!

People will worship him (I mean more than they already do) and take everything he says as truth (like they already do).

Think about it...what else on could possibly unite everyone, regardless of age, race, religion, culture...it's impossible to get everyone to on one thing, something always gets in the way. This is something that everyone could agree on. Plus there's no way to prove global warming, you just have to take Al's word that it's happening...and believe that it's also our fault...we caused this. We need to repent...or else! This will catch all kinds of people who aren't aware of what they're doing...they'll turn their eyes from God and follow blindly.

Beware!